A dream is simply a wish your heart makes when you are fast asleep, but what is this hell when you are awake?

thewhimsyturtle:

Radicchio is my #1 favorite nom ever!

(via geniusly)

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vegandragon:

egobus:

they’re very proud

I really want to talk about what’s going on in the first panel.

(via awesomecakelover)

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blastortoise:

okay but when you have holocaust survivors and people who were activists during the civil rights movement supporting mike brown and then KKK members and neo nazi’s supporting the officer you should be able to figure out which side is the right one.

(via swolizard)

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(via theoutsiders)

(via alexthefalcon)

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

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belatedmedia:

I shouldn’t have laughed.I SHOULDN’T HAVE LAUGHED!

belatedmedia:

I shouldn’t have laughed.
I SHOULDN’T HAVE LAUGHED!

(Source: blazepress, via alexthefalcon)

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pastashovel:

Cobra Starship - “Hollaback Boy” 

UH HUH HOLY SHIT IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU GET OFF MY DICK

(Source: sallyandjackforever, via amberbee112)

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striders:

last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk

(via amberbee112)

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Shakesville: Feminism 101 (via andotherdoublemeanings)

(via goodlonglife)

On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have period-related irritability. It doesn’t lower their ability to reason; it lowers their patience and, hence, tolerance for bullshit. If an issue comes up a lot during “that time of the month,” that doesn’t mean she only cares about it once a month; it means she’s bothered by it all the time and lacks the capacity, once a month, to shove it down and bury it beneath six gulps of willful silence.
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victorysong:

tomatatoes:

8luelips8lueveins:

sexydavestrider:

lara-auxiliatrix:

arsenic—-katnep:

britishstarr:

Fandoms that get forgotten on multifandom posts, there are many more, but I can only put ten, feel free to add yours~

*reblogs with all the force of a great typhoon*

I LOVE YOU

THANKS

I LoVe these so much QAQ

thank

(Source: offside-goal, via amberbee112)

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